This is kinda funny. Immature and childish? Fuck yeah, but it was epic at the same time. I regret nothing
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So when I checked out this place, it was advertised as mature students and looked reasonable enough. However one of the partiers was gone on reading week so that was classic shitshow when he got back...kids drunk at 4pm on a tuesday night. The usual lol.
Then this 18 year old girl moves in and has no clue about life, won't clean up after herself so me and the 24 year old complain to the landlord. He comes over and talks to everyone. Part of the agreement is that he is gonna come back and we will all go through the house together and throw out whatever is no ones. Her and her bf do some of the dishes and such but fall miserably short of their fair share. So I do my fairshare and leave the rest.
He comes back two days later like he said and out of 4 people I am the only one that's there...(not enough fucks to give) He goes off about the condition of things none of the crap is mine. He says pile everything that you don't want here in the living room and my contractor will get it. Not my mess, but fine I will donate my time and have a nicer place. Me and the 24 year old spend 3 hours going through everything and put it by the door. This is Sunday, the stuff is to be gone by Tuesday or Wednesday at the latest.
On Wednesday tired of looking at the crap we decide the only reasonable course of action is to throw it all of on his front lawn...he lives directly across the street. We wait until "It's nightynightland
" at approx 23:00 hours and commence operation shock and awe. The final touch is to put a T.V so heavy it took two of us to lift in front of his new Infiniti thus blocking the driveway.
We then hang out in the one guys room while they play Diablo 3 and I play on my phone and admire our handy work from the window...at approx 23:53 hours. He must of took his tiny little mutt out for a walk and noticed..."Who put all the garbage on my front lawn?"
We laugh and laugh and then turn off the light and pretend we're not there haha. About 7 minutes later he pounds on the guys window so hard I don't know how he didn't break the glass. So we're all sitting there when he comes in and loses his mind. He directs most of his anger at the 24 year old and me and the other guy who is 19 are sitting in the back of the room.
He said a lot of things, I have never been so disrespected in my life. I have never had tenants do that before....you made this personal...and we were like you made this personal..so it's okay for us to deal with your garbage but not you. He tells us that we have to communicate and we said we held up our end this is on you. He went over the deep end and tried to be physically intimidating to the 24 year who laughed at him. Then me and the 19 piped in at various points to say that we knew we were in the right...he tried to say his contractor didn't have his truck blah blah and we didn't buy it. We actually reduced him to tears lol, and then he was about to get on the phone with the cops so we pitched it in the backyard...funny his contractor found his truck pretty quick and was over at 8:30am.
I laughed so hard I cried haha.