Talk about synchronicity, I returned from food shopping about half an hour ago or so.
Had a great conversation with a lovely woman in the middle of the sauces/condiments isle, about many topics, ending up with swinging, sex and her likes and dislikes.
It started when I stopped to pick up some chilli sauces and she was invading my space, looking at the same shelf as me, I just picked one off the shelf, handed it to her and smiled. (she took it on automatic pilot - for reference) I turned back and started picking the one I wanted to use, was aiming for a specific flavor, not just heat.
She just stood there holding the jar and staring at me. Then, once she regained her composure, she asked what I would recommend cooking with it. So I described what I was going to cook with my sauce tonight, starting with the starter, then onto the main course (which included the sauce) and then following on with my plan for desert. During this I was pointing out different items in my shopping cart, so she could picture them and put the whole image together. This was a real 'feel' description.
By the end of that she was salivating quite a bit.
For some bizarre reason she then gave me more than enough material to carry on a conversation for about 35 ish minutes or so, with shoppers wandering around us, some just stopped to watch this.
At no point was she more than about 6 inches away from me physically, even when I moved to let others into the shelf. She moved with me, like she was tied to me.
At some point the conversation moved onto sex and some of the things she thought I might have done at some point, which then of course led to me asking her about her. Cherry picking at its finest, she brought it up, so I took it further.
So there we are in the isle having a full on conversation about sex, with little old women walking by giggling and smiling looking at us, men looking horrified and hurrying by and women with children just staring while moving their children along.
All from one little hand movement and a jar.
I knew as soon as she got outside the store she was going to phone her friends. I really knew.
She then confirmed it when she told me 'my friends are never going to believe where I met you and the conversation we just had, when they meet you', before we parted.
Hi Mr G
Any update on this one?