Well, well...a man who gets it. A crude man, but he gets it.

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"That's all you were gonna say?" I asked.

"No. But if you give a shit about what a bunch of people in Denny's think about you, then the rest of what I was gonna say doesn't even matter."

I told him to stop reading his newspaper, and he put it on the greasy table and looked me in the eye.

"So is that why you took me here? Some kind of test to see if I'd get embarrassed?"

"Son. Do I look like the type with a master fucking plan? I just wanted to talk to you and eat some eggs. Let me finish doing one of them."