Long story short, my girl and I are on hiatus indefinitely as of about a month ago. She says that there is too much damage to even attempt to repair it and that I deserve better...which when translated from her native tongue of selfish bitch, means that she isn't willing to help clean up the mess she played a large part in creating...that and she would rather stick her head in the sand and hope that one day when she pops her head out everything is fine versus having to accept how awful she can actually be.
She didn't take me to court for child support, but I do pay for some daycare, so it's almost a wash but I'm not getting totally fucked, so it's tolerable. We get along well enough and it wouldn't surprise me if we have sex occasionally. My gut tells me that it ain't over till it's over, but I'm no longer going expend any more effort or energy on reconciliation. Whatever will be, will be...it is what it is.
So...that's that.
NOW...the GOOD news is...story time is poised to make a comeback in a major way.
So...here's the kickoff!
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Thanks to the internet, I was able to reconnect with a high school buddy I haven't seen in like 22 years. He came to town for a weekend on leave and we were thick as thieves...picked up right where we left off.
I took him out on the town last Friday to downtown Vegas, which is kind of like a pub crawl turned up to 11. Attire was casual...Star Wars T shirt (nice fit to show my gym gains), jeans and Jordans. My buddy had drinks on him all night and I get good and loose very quickly.
First contestant of that night was this tall, thick black chick...I'll call her Tits McGee (TMG) cause her bewbs were MANGUS. She was all in my personal space with her boobs gently nuzzling my right arm, which was up cause I was holding my drink.
She quickly qualified herself, telling me that she's about to finish up her CPA. I asked what her cup size was...I believe she said E. They were served up all in my face so I saw no problem with talking about them...and neither did she. So after a bit more convo, we exchanged numbers (she initiated) and that was that.
Follow up: She arranged to meet me for coffee Sunday afternoon. To be continued...
Then, we moved on to the next bar. By now I'm good and liquored up and am even more indifferent than I usually am...which is a rather godlike level of indifference. Chicks was jockin me TUFF!...just what the doctor ordered.
So near the end of the night, I was getting sweated by 2 thick Hispanic chicks...one was more fat than thick and the other was like a happy meal from being fat, therefore still fuckwitable. I didn't care either way...which is what usually produces the most interesting outcomes.
So I end up sitting off to the side as the dudes hit a fever pitch with jockin the chick that is squarely in the thick camp. Even my buddy is spitting game at her. She was a curvy little Puerto Rican chick with tattoos and gauges...ass and tits for days. Very cute too. Not usually my type but I'm not even sure I have a type anymore.
Out of the blue, this chick makes a beeline over to me and plops her ample apple bottom down right next to me. She basically pulls her phone out and asks for my number. As I'm about to give it to her she stops and says, 'Look, if you have any baby mama drama, are involved with someone else or any of that kinda shit don't even bother cause I don't have time for that shit.' Her accent is thick as molasses.
Fun Fact: I am a sucker for Redheads and Latinas.
This is where most men would lie...but I am not most men.
I casually reply, 'Real talk, I recently broke up with my current baby mama. I still love her, and if she were to tell me right now she was willing to work it out, I would jump at the opportunity. However, she is not at this moment and we haven't had sex in 2 months...her loss could be your gain.'
She just looks at me...my face is probably a mixture of I don't care and whatever. She says, 'Ok I can respect that.', and proceeds to take my number, as chick number 2 looks on with disgust. It was comical how badly she tried to convey non verbally in a noisy nightclub how I was making the wrong choice.
So my buddy and I are ready to go and ol girl is like, 'Hey...let's drop your buddy off and then you come home with me.' So forward...I LIKE THAT!
I'm kinda nervous...I haven't done what's looking like a one night stand in YEARS...I generally view them as a waste of time and evergy. But, this is happening, and I could use some attentive lovin, so I'm going along with it. As we leave the spot, at least 3 dudes are making last minute pleas to choose them over me...I just sit back and wait for her to shoot then down one by one...for she has already chosen.
My buddy offers her the front seat...better man than I am. On the way to his hotel, I ask how big her areolas are. She proceeds to pop one of those bad boys out and proudly show her nipple piercing as well. My boy in the backseat CAN believe it (cause he knows me from WAAAAY back)...but he also can't believe it as well.
So he gets dropped off and we get to her house. She wastes no time escorting me back to her room and getting down to business. She was quick to toss me a condom, which is a good sign when dealing with promiscuous women. She was enthusiastic and had no hang ups. I was tender with her at times...something I could tell she doesn't get much of. She even spoke Spanish while I stroked her, which I don't understand a lick of, but to me is still the greatest thing EVER.
We lay and talk for a bit...she tells me she chose me over my buddy because I'm cuter and me overall because, 'I had a feeling you weren't just going to jackhammer me.'...interesting.
I make my way to my car at around 6am...buzz gone and can't believe how my night went. The sun is out so my walk of shame is on full display for the world to see. Yet, I feel no shame...it's just another day in the life of The Kidd!!
Follow up: We've texted each other a couple times, but it doesn't seem like it's going anywhere. Of course I'm not pushing the issue.
Edit: All of these women are early to mid 20's
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