No...

but I have a bottle that makes mistakes multiply.
It doesn´t take away responsibility though.

here is how it went:

her: I have something to tell you but I'm afraid

Me: what is it? you can tell me anything...

Her: I had a dream that I was having your baby Sniper and he looked like this and like that...

Me: Ok......

Well, she knows she is my ex-girlfriend so I don't know why she would tell me something like this. I never promised her that we would get back together so where did this come from?



Oh well, I guess I'll stop having sex with my ex from now on.....
I don't want any 'mistakes'

being an attractive man: that's Kidd's grounding 3.0 for you
Jari the shaman: you wouldn't happen to have a potion to make her forget that would you?

Are you fucking crazy?!? If this chick is dreaming about having your child, then that means she is subconsciously All IN FOR YOU. You can prevent children you know...that's what birth control is for. You finally have a woman this sprung on you and you want to GET RID OF HER? I mean, if she was psycho, that's one thing...but considering from whence you have come, I find this a rather surprising suggestion from you...

yes Kidd but you are not naive are you?
you know that women can do things like say: 'I took birth control pills' when she didn't really
Or in some cases: make a hole in a condom.

She is a good woman and not a crazy one and I don't think she would do that, but today you can never know who you can trust....

after she told me that she doesn't think she will meet someone like me: I'm a bit afraid

A few years later I had a vasectomy, but before I took that step I had my semen put in cryogenic storage in case I ever do want to be a father.

Are you fucking crazy?!? If this chick is dreaming about having your child, then that means she is subconsciously All IN FOR YOU. You can prevent children you know...that's what birth control is for. You finally have a woman this sprung on you and you want to GET RID OF HER? I mean, if she was psycho, that's one thing...but considering from whence you have come, I find this a rather surprising suggestion from you...