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Sniper
PostPosted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 1:33 pm 
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here is how it went:

her: I have something to tell you but I'm afraid

Me: what is it? you can tell me anything...

Her: I had a dream that I was having your baby Sniper and he looked like this and like that...

Me: :shock: Ok......

Well, she knows she is my ex-girlfriend so I don't know why she would tell me something like this. I never promised her that we would get back together so where did this come from?
:oops:

Oh well, I guess I'll stop having sex with my ex from now on.....
I don't want any 'mistakes'

being an attractive man: that's Kidd's grounding 3.0 for you ;)
Jari the shaman: you wouldn't happen to have a potion to make her forget that would you?

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Jared
PostPosted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 1:48 pm 
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No...

but I have a bottle that makes mistakes multiply.
It doesn´t take away responsibility though.

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Sniper
PostPosted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 1:55 pm 
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Jared wrote:
No...

but I have a bottle that makes mistakes multiply.
It doesn´t take away responsibility though.
thanks Jari :lol:

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The Kidd!!
PostPosted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 2:11 pm 
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Sniper wrote:
here is how it went:

her: I have something to tell you but I'm afraid

Me: what is it? you can tell me anything...

Her: I had a dream that I was having your baby Sniper and he looked like this and like that...

Me: :shock: Ok......

Well, she knows she is my ex-girlfriend so I don't know why she would tell me something like this. I never promised her that we would get back together so where did this come from?
:oops:


Oh well, I guess I'll stop having sex with my ex from now on.....
I don't want any 'mistakes'

being an attractive man: that's Kidd's grounding 3.0 for you ;)
Jari the shaman: you wouldn't happen to have a potion to make her forget that would you?
Are you fucking crazy?!? If this chick is dreaming about having your child, then that means she is subconsciously All IN FOR YOU. You can prevent children you know...that's what birth control is for. You finally have a woman this sprung on you and you want to GET RID OF HER? I mean, if she was psycho, that's one thing...but considering from whence you have come, I find this a rather surprising suggestion from you... :|

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Sniper
PostPosted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 2:24 pm 
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The Kidd!! wrote:
Are you fucking crazy?!? If this chick is dreaming about having your child, then that means she is subconsciously All IN FOR YOU. You can prevent children you know...that's what birth control is for. You finally have a woman this sprung on you and you want to GET RID OF HER? I mean, if she was psycho, that's one thing...but considering from whence you have come, I find this a rather surprising suggestion from you... :|
yes Kidd but you are not naive are you? :|
you know that women can do things like say: 'I took birth control pills' when she didn't really
Or in some cases: make a hole in a condom.

She is a good woman and not a crazy one and I don't think she would do that, but today you can never know who you can trust....

after she told me that she doesn't think she will meet someone like me: I'm a bit afraid :oops:

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The Kidd!!
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Sniper wrote:
The Kidd!! wrote:
Are you fucking crazy?!? If this chick is dreaming about having your child, then that means she is subconsciously All IN FOR YOU. You can prevent children you know...that's what birth control is for. You finally have a woman this sprung on you and you want to GET RID OF HER? I mean, if she was psycho, that's one thing...but considering from whence you have come, I find this a rather surprising suggestion from you... :|
yes Kidd but you are not naive are you? :|
you know that women can do things like say: 'I took birth control pills' when she didn't really
Or in some cases: make a hole in a condom.

She is a good woman and not a crazy one and I don't think she would do that, but today you can never know who you can trust....

after she told me that she doesn't think she will meet someone like me: I'm a bit afraid :oops:
Be careful what you wish for... :geek:

Welcome to my world...man up and get used to it. 8-)

...and NEVER use the words 'Kidd' and 'naive' in the same sentence ever again for the rest of your natural life. :|

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The Kidd!!
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A few years later I had a vasectomy, but before I took that step I had my semen put in cryogenic storage in case I ever do want to be a father.
Kinda extreme...but I LIKE IT! :twisted:

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peregrinus
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The Kidd!! wrote:
Are you fucking crazy?!? If this chick is dreaming about having your child, then that means she is subconsciously All IN FOR YOU. You can prevent children you know...that's what birth control is for. You finally have a woman this sprung on you and you want to GET RID OF HER? I mean, if she was psycho, that's one thing...but considering from whence you have come, I find this a rather surprising suggestion from you... :|
Once again we think along the same lines. Your comments echo my thoughts.

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