Hey guys. Here's an extended conservation I had with this girl on Facebook chat. I mentioned this girl in an earlier post
http://www.naturalfreedom.info/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=3022
Ya i know...facebook chat is a red flag already
Really, this conversation didn't go as bad as it could have. I was definitely filling space here and i totally didn't have to. I was sitting in the library waiting, doing nothing, was on facebook and saw she was on so i decided i would chat her up. She had been showing me attention this weekend at my high school prom and I have felt a rise in sexual tension over the past few weeks, this is what prompted me to fill space. I'd probably be in a better spot if i just didn't initiate this conversation...anyways here it is:
me: dude fuck dis i dont wanna study for marx
her:i dont know what to say im trying
me: why even try
her:i wrote down a bunch of bullshit
me: i wouldnt be if i didnt have to wait in the library for my next client cuz my last client just blew me off
her: harsh
me: ya but my policy is you still gotta pay if you reschedule the day of
her: haha you are ridiculous
me: not even, you can't even imagine the audacity of some kids and parents to cancel on me
her:why?
me: i had to enact that policy, they were wasting my precious time and stressing me out
her: people cancel on me at the last miute all the time
i just let it go (this chick is pretty in-tune)
me: i think tutoring has been a bigger part of my life than yours (arrogantly/awkwardly worded...started to go downhill from here, was talking too much to begin with)
i let it go for awhile, but then they take it for granted and see how far they can take it
ive made a substantial amount of money basically for free from this policy so i think its, wait for it....
GOOD POLICY (cliche our teacher Marx always says)
her: god don't say that
i mean idk on my last tutoring sessions, ive been getting pretty nice presents
me: i think most of my clients are pretty sick of me by now haaaaaa
not me personally cuz im a suck up, but sick of me siphoning their wallets
her: how much do you charge again
me:30$
/hr
her: yer nuts
me: it was a necessary move, I was waaaaay overscheduled (yada-yada...talking too much. She was definitely controlling the conversation)
This is pretty funny...once i started making a lot of money and the stress started to weigh down on me, idk if this was intentional or not, but i started being such a prick to some parents
it would be through text so idk if they caught on, but i wouldnt answer them for hours and then finally give them some blunt 1-word response
solved my problem of being over booked (da-fuq am i saying...nice ego bro
)
her: haha jeez.... i mean i just tutored three different
people
but like i tutored one every day so it was more than enough for me
me: ya for me, there was a point where i would get a new client literally everyday.
Often times i'd be dealing with the kids too, so obviously they don't jave the foresight to not schedule the day before their test
And so I would have to fit them all into a schedule and be very flexible...now you can see why i got fed up with cancellations
her: i see i see
but more importantly tutoring and school end in approximately 1 day!!1
yipeeeeeeeee
me: ya fuck this academia-based conversation
i got bored talking about it and i usually never get bored talking about myself =p (stupid semi-sarcastic projection
)
let's see...what are your plans for summa
her: well im going to hawaii in 3 days
!
then im going to orientation in like a week
and then like literally nothing and i dont really want to do anything besides relax
me: what u doing in hawaii
her:what are yours
playing shoccer
me:ooo last tourney??!
her: depends if we win or not...
but hopefully we do and then i get to go to Kansas! haha
me: ...ha!
well I'm going to London in 2 weeks
her: daa fuck
for how long
me: cuz im a posh british bastard
til july 18th
her: thats like 3 weeks
me: im gunna backpack around with dchen logs farkas and shark for a couple weeks thne kick it with my dad for a little
her: thats gonna be a shitshow
but so fun
me: i know its gunna be great...those are my best buds right there
I can't wait to show them around
im curious to see how shark and max act though ajahadhjadh
her: farkas is your best bud
me: well really i was speaking about dchen and logan, my top 2 buds. Farkas gets honorable mention though because its always great to have someone to laugh at (though this is a somewhat accurate description of my feeling towards my friend and I would say this to his face, I feel kind of dirty reading it back. I shouldn't really be shit talking my own friend, even if my intentions weren't to make an insult but a joke...)
like me dylan and logan are fairly normal, but max and shark just do random, ridiculous shit
unexplainable shit
her: okay logan is not fairly normal
like no...
Well theres a certain standard of deviation from normal and logan falls within that standard...max is just off the wall
cuz logan knows he's weird, thats part of his personality...but farkas' brain just goes haywire because of his add and he just says/does the stupidest, funniest shit
and then shark is just a weird asian...you know what i'm talking about
her: haha alright i guesssss
but yeah i gotta go to practice
so adios
good luck studying
or not
me:gotta tutor then smoke weed so fuck it. peace (sounds so douchy out of context).
What I have learned from reading it back:
A. Being facetious on facebook chat = no good. Facebook chat in general = no good. Tempts me to talk too much and say stupid shit. Easy opportunity to ball steal for her
B. Need to stick to my guns a bit more.
C. Talk less, get her to talk more. I even acknowledged i was talking about myself too much and i didn't stop then. I tend to do that at times...need to practice cherry picking more / give more thought into what i say.