This is from tonight, it was so epicly glorious that I wanted to share it with you guys.
There are two girls from that show up that know up before. They come up and said we noticed you hug me and my friend. One starts talking to my friend the other is eyeing me with some guy she found.
I completely don't give a fuck, the group kinda loosely form around me. The girl with the guy the second says my name half a dozen times to get my attention. When I look at her she says high 5? and holds her hand halfway out. I put up my hand but don't go for the high 5. I tell she has to come get it, she tells me she cannot reach it and I should move closer. I say guess you don't want it then. She comes over and finishes the High 5. Then I notice them playing games with the guy and trying to get me to move toward them which would give me a weaker position so I stay where I am.
I leave and go up to the other side of the bar, this girl leans over and wipes her wet hands on the sleeve of my shirt. I look at her like she has a third head. She said I'm sorry
Me: No your not.
Me: slowly shake head and walk off.
She came up to me outside and was like can I have a hug?
Me: No, you cannot have a hug you wiped your hands on my shirt. I was laughing as I said this.
Her: It's my birthday
Her: Really. pulled out her Id and proved it to me.
My arms are crossed and one of the girls from the beginning of this story tried to get me to hug her pulling my arms uncrossed. Hinted that I would be a dick if i didn't go over and hug her.
Me: Your not the boss of me, you cannot tell me what to do. Looked over at her. You can have a high 5 because it's birthday but no hug because of what you did.
We were inside getting a drink and she got up on the bar table infront of me. I look up and then turn around and walk to the other side of the bar. My friend comes over and says that's that girl. You should watch her dance if she says anything be like you wiped your hands on me.
I was like "No, watching her dance is not adequate payment which I am over here with my drink"
The two girls from before come up they grab my hand and try to pull me in. I can see they're trying to use me to get ride of the guy that has become increasingly clingy.
Help us get rid of this guy they tell me giving me puppy dog eyes etc.
Me: You want me to bail you out of this situation that you created?
Them: Yes, pleaseeee
Me: No (walk off)
My friend came over too and was like yeah that was pretty funny...like I'm gonna bail them out. Not even 10 minutes they stroll up without the guy ahah.
This is where it becomes epicly glorious like Neo stopping bullets style.
The second girl, grabs me and starts dancing on me. I'm leaned up against the bar don't give a fuck, not even moving she is doing everything. We do that for a bit. She grabs the back of my neck and tries to pull me in for a kiss. I let her get close enough our faces are touching but won't let her kiss me.
Eventually she is bound to try to play my emotions. And she does, she leaves to talk to her friend like 2 feet away. I hear them talking
Her (girl working for me): I cannot get him to do anything. I don't understand.
Other girl : I can promise you he is a really smart guy.
I break out into a laugh they look at me. And then back at each other. Then try to emotionally pull me in two places...the girl that was working for me starts being interested in my friend (game haha)
While I supposed to be feeling loss, the other girl went for the front blast.
Her: Why are you being such a douche to her?
Me: Excuse me, laughing at her.
Her: Leaned up against the bar, like you don't give a fuck about anything.
Her: Your an asshole (while holding onto my arm and leaned into me).
Me: Cool ( still laughing at her)
Her: You fucking asshole.
Her: Who the fuck do you think you are.
Me: (Just look at her)
Her: I could have any guy in this bar.
Her: I can you know blah blah blah
Me: Cool, go get every other guy in this bar.
Her:What the fuck is that
Me: It`s called calling a bluff..
.....go go get every other guy in the bar
Her: What is your problem
Me: I don`t have a problem...your the one over here talking to me in my space up in my face.
Her: Buy me a drink.
Me : No, but you can buy me one.
Back and forth for a while longer but you get the point. It was incredibly funny to me, could not stop laughing at her the whole time. They were like were leaving I said ok. My friend was over talking to them so I went to hang out with him.
Here I made a minor slip, just out of habit though, the emotion that used to drive it is gone. I pulled her in she was like you got one chance you better be nicer this time. Your gonna have to choose between me and being an asshole.
I didn`t hear her at the time so I asked her to repeat herself she wouldn`t so I let whatever she said go. Continued to be an asshole though.
My friend was trying to get me to symp not really seeing what he was doing bought me a drink and one to give the girl. I said I wasn`t going to but didn`t want to drink it as I already had one. So I got her attention and she tried to be aloof and wouldn`t take it so I set it down. I`m not a drink holder.
Anyways the night ended with me saying here is my number text me tomorrow. She said my phone is dead.
What I do here is take their number than text them my name. Ball is back in my court. They accidently miss their bus...kinda suspicious sounding to me lol
We were all supposed to go for Macdonalds but the guy they got kicked out was still waiting outside for them an hour later hahaha. They were suddenly soooo interested in him so I touched her shoulder she looked around
Were leaving I said, see you..(thinking)I get a cheeseburger and you have to deal with getting rid of a guy that will not leave you alone. Shot yourself in the foot there bitch, next time think of a better way to get my attention