Sooooo it's been raining Marquee Value victims for me as of late...had another one that hasn't spoken to me in 10 years (10 years or so seems to be the magic number...MAN these chicks are SLOW!) pop up in my inbox, friended me on Facebook, got my number and promptly called. Here are her vital stats:
Age: 31
Martial Status: Never married
Children: 1 (2 y/o)
She gets me on the phone and quickly initiates Marquee Value Telephone Protocol (MVTP) and goes down the checklist:
So, Kidd!!...are you married? No.
Single? Sort of...
Kids? Yes, 1.
She then gives a quick run down of her situation, past and present. The REAL gem here is that there was an NBA player who was trying to date her at the time when we were seeing each other.
So, somehow in that timeframe I changed my number and she lost contact with me. FYI, she lives in another country and was visiting Vegas for an extended period of time. She also forgot where I lived...although she had been to my house quite a few times. By her account, after trying to get in touch with me for about a month, she 'reluctantly' decided to date the millionaire basketball star...tough choice I'm SURE.
I had to ask...
Kidd!!: So did the fact that he was a millionaire influence your decision at all? I'm sure it wasn't his charming personality...
Her: Maybe...
K!!: Cmon! Its been 10 years! Can't you keep it real for one damn second?!? (The Front Blast felt round the world!
)
H: Okay, okay...yes...but I was young and impressionable then...
Young and impressionable...that was the excuse. Amazing. Then she continues on about how she wishes she had gotten to know me even better than she did, that she misses me, a little bit of sexual reminicing to sweeten the deal then suggests we take a trip together to Europe sometime next year because 'I'm (me) a lot of fun.'
I say I'll think about it and get off the phone. Then I started laughing...REEL HARD. Incredible. Like I always say...I feel bad for those unaware of The Matrix that fall for this bullshit everyday. That's why the saying is that 'Nice Guys Finish Last'...instead of 'Nice Guys Never Finish'...because once these 'young and inpressionable' women are done sowing THEIR royal oaks, then, as their options bottom out, and they still look halfway decent even with a kid or 2 in tow, they can still latch on to an unsuspecting nice guy who just wants a decent looking woman to love him so he can do the same...and of course he doesnt mind that she has kids already because they are a part of her...UGH. As for me?
I'm gonna fuck that bitch in the ass...HARD.
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EVERYTHING in life is conditional...
EVERYTHING.
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