lol Kidd, I'm sure its fun for you with your hyper-analytical mind on autopilot. Too much work for me, I'm a lazy bastard. I'd rather smoke a blunt and play some video games.
I'll pass on the blunt, but I play OODLES of videogames! Hell, I'm getting ready to attend CES in a few hours!
I think it's story time
Yesterday at work, I bumped into a lovely nurse I haven't seen in awhile. I always knew she liked what she saw, but was always too busy with my personal agenda to explore that option. Yesterday was different...all of my ducks are in a row now, so I approached...
I opened with, 'Hey, haven't seen you in awhile...', and she took it from there. As we filled each other in on what we've been up to, I started taking inventory:
1) First off, the eye contact and total attention to me was ridiculous. She ignored a beeping pump in a room for quite awhile before the charge nurse gave her a 'friendly' reminder.
2) She had her right hand all AROUND her neck and even going into her ample busom. I mean, she was in her bra so tough I thought she was looking for money.
3) When she did address the patient's IV pump, she told me to come with. SHE wanted to keep the convo going.
4) So, at my predetermined 10 minute mark, I made an excuse that I had to get back to my job and said that since we see each other so infrequently that we should exchange Facebook profiles...SHE took it the step further and asked for my number instead.
Now, during the convo, I dropped a few things of interest to pique interest...for example, I made sure she knew I too was a nurse now, which stimulates the social status receptor. She retorted with how she plans to finish her 4 year RN then go on to nurse practioner school, which means (since I got my 4 year RN) that she acknowledges my educational superiority and is in the process of meeting and possibly exceeding my level...basically she was subconsciously trying to impress me and show that she is a good catch as well.
Then, she made sure she dropped her age on me. Now as you know, women aren't very forthcoming with age. The subconscious reason why she did is because she wanted to discern whether or not I was in her age range, because I look so damn young. Instantly recognizing this, I immediately followed up with my age...went kinda like this:
Her: Yeah, so I have a lot of school to do, but I'm still young at 27 so I'll get it done.
Me: Yeah, I turn 38 in April so I'm glad I did it right the first time lol!
Her (eyes light up) : Wow! You're 37? You've got great genetics!
...the genetics part is a HUGE subconscious sign that she considers me great baby daddy material.
Plus, she also made it a point to ask what part of town I lived in...partly to discern if it was a nice area, but mostly to speculate the commute time for booty calls.
Also during the convo, she mentioned how working nights she doesn't seem to have time for anything, boyfriend included...which is her way of telling me she's single. I retort that I currently don't have a girlfriend either, and that I spend all my time between work and the gym, which tells her I am hardworking AND virile.
...and this is a taste of how my brain works in the moment...like a goddamned super computer.
Hope this little example proves useful for some of you guys.
EVERYTHING in life is conditional...EVERYTHING.