I only have ONE Rule!!
Prelude
Garnicle: "I only have ONE Rule"
Ted: Make each night Legendary?
No... My other 1 One Rule!
Never say NO to a Sure Lay?
No... My other 1 One Rule!
Respect The Playbook more than your Life?
No... My other 1 One Rule..
Ted: Bro... I've got lieik 13eeiish more right here and 2+2 really Goooffyyy ones.. Even for you!!:
*Ted Takes out his Notebook...*
GentZzzz & PiMPZZMM
PreSent'in...
"I only have ONE Rule"
- by G-a-Nikklleee
CAUSE his Advice ain't Worth a Niikkleee!!
1 Have Patience... Omega wins the long game
2 No NEED to be a Health Freak either... Live Well, cause we dunnt know how Looooong
3 There are enough Stress in this World as is... So Wind Down.
4 [Don't wear a Wind Down Omega (Quartz for the Win Ya'll)]
5 Enjoy that Drink... Slowly.. While you Think... Deeply
- ...or Dance... Slowly
- Actually she will Dance... You will just...
6 Respect your Teachers!
7 Respect your Elders! Everybody makes mistakes... No NEED to hurt anybody's FEELINGS!
8 That's some BAD Karma right there!
9 There are only Two kinds of People in this World... The Deseased and The Alcoholics.
- So... Red or Blue Pill??
- - - If Red Pill:
- ○ A: Choose your Poison!!
- ○ B: My Reccomentation: a Green Cannabis Drink.. Called Sukha (Shaheedi Degh).. It's UNIQUE because: it Affects ONLY the Mind... NOT the Body
10 Sex w/o Connection... is Not Worth It!!
11 Take Cold Showers... and Come out as a MAN!!
12 Do Yoga! Seriously... It's not only for Females.. there are MANY different types!! Check out the Indian Traditions!!
- ○ Yoga = Meditation, Souls meets Body, Excersice.
- ○ --> You'll get UNREAL strentgh (check out my long Sanatan Shashtar Vidiya video)!!
13 Pick Yoga chickzz
- ○ They should be more Pleasent.. in theory at least
14 NEVER miss a Star Wars Movie!! EVER!!
15 NEVER miss a Batman Movie either!!
16 Don't Watch Episode 1 - 3.. UNLESS they Go at it again.. From Scratch!!!
17 Movies are Cool, but only SOME!! EITHER Eagle it Down... or IMAX the Shit out of it!!
18 Don't Dress to Impress... Dress to Cloak it ya'll!!
- ○ Cause.. Those who're made of Gold... don't need no Jewelry
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BackCooker
Garnicle: Actually.. no, it's something else.
My one 1 Rule is... [to be Continued]
(Cause no one's NEwer Really Done)