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Author: | peregrinus [ Fri Jan 22, 2021 1:08 pm ] | |
Post subject: | Shopping Trip | |
Clearing out some stuff, came across something that made me chuckle, not sure where it originally came from
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men & women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. I have never figured out why the sexual desire gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil, when it hears the words ‘I do.’
Here’s an example of what I mean. One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says ‘I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.’ I said ‘WHAT????!!! What was that?! So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads hearing…’You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.’ She then responded to my puzzled look by saying, “Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?” Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off from work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn’t decide which one to take so I told her we’ll just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you…she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn’t even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, ”That’s fine, honey.” Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, ‘I think this is all dear, let’s go to the cashier’. I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, ‘No honey, I don’t feel like it.’ Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled ‘WHAT???!!!’ I then said, ‘Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for awhile. You’re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.’ And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, ‘Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?’ Apparently I’m not having sex tonight either. |
Author: | GoldenBoy [ Fri Jan 22, 2021 9:29 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Shopping Trip |
I knew it but it's still funny |
Author: | Dali [ Mon Jan 25, 2021 9:56 pm ] |
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Author: | zogler [ Tue Jan 26, 2021 6:17 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Shopping Trip |
Burn! Fuckin' A |
Author: | TheDude [ Sun Jan 31, 2021 2:28 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Shopping Trip |
Haha such a good example! How are you doing on clearing out stuff? Any hard things you're having a hard time letting go of? I'm finding that I also have to clear out stuff not only in my physical stuff (clothes, things, etc), but also my hard drive! My grandparents would think this generation is weird! |
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