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| Author: | peregrinus [ Sat Sep 14, 2013 3:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Funeral Procession |
A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file. The man couldn't stand the curiosity.He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?" "My wife's." ''What happened to her?" The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her." He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?" The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her." A very poignant and touching moment of brotherhood and silence passed between the two men... "Can I borrow the dog?" The man replied, "Get in line." |
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| Author: | The Kidd!! [ Sat Sep 14, 2013 4:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Funeral Pprocession |
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| Author: | GoldenBoy [ Sat Sep 14, 2013 4:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Funeral Pprocession |
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| Author: | panoramix [ Sat Sep 14, 2013 6:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Funeral Procession |
alright, I can understand why TK is laughing double, hard to say if mr G had been 'banding'... but why you are laughing Goldie? |
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| Author: | GoldenBoy [ Sat Sep 14, 2013 6:42 pm ] | |||||
| Post subject: | Re: Funeral Procession | |||||
Because that's a good joke.  I like matrix jokes, I like 'unreal' jokes, I like twists in a joke, want more ?  Why aren't you laughing at this joke ? Did you laugh but doubted if I understood the joke and just wanted to cosign ? Other jokes I find funny ?
Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am? Boy: No... Girl: I am the principal's daughter! Boy: Do you know who I am? Girl: No... Boy: Good! *walks away*
*Hott Girl's Facebook Status*
"Bored" -86 Likes -54 Comments *My status* "Just got accepted into Harvard!" -0 Likes -1 Comment from Mom:"...Nerd"
My girlfriend came out of the shower and said, "I shaved my pussy you know what that means?"
I said, "Yeah the fucking drain is clogged again."
My girl caught me blowing my dick with the air dryer, and asked what I was doing? Apparently "heating your dinner" wasn't a good answer.
I'll stop, I already hijacked your thread G'  (feel free to remove my post, it wouldn't be the first time  )
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| Author: | panoramix [ Sun Sep 15, 2013 11:33 am ] | |
| Post subject: | Re: Funeral Procession | |
I'm cool, young playa. Funeral joke was more about men rather than matrix.
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| Author: | GoldenBoy [ Sun Sep 15, 2013 11:40 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Funeral Procession |
Men who seriously consider killing their wives and step mothers rather than stop dealing with them, leaving them, or educating them and growing back the pair Funny though how even in your picture that she's sweet at first and bitchy later, and the husband changes his behaviour too over time.  How do you call that if not what I referred it to ? |
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| Author: | panoramix [ Sun Sep 15, 2013 12:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Funeral Procession |
my playground [my misses parents] is coming next mouth and I'm getting excited cause cant wait for a show. Goldie stop watching Married with Children
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| Author: | GoldenBoy [ Sun Sep 15, 2013 12:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Funeral Procession |
Never watched it. Too long 
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| Author: | Slim Titan [ Wed Oct 23, 2013 5:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Funeral Procession |
Hi-----larious |
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