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 Post subject: Bo Burnham
PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2012 9:18 am 
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Wiki : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bo_Burnham
Youtube videos : http://www.youtube.com/user/boburnham/videos?view=0
Interviews : http://youtu.be/W0MDxpHMFaU?t=5m00s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djWQxeZIo-U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlU47Z2jQeA <- 2 hours

Some lyrics :

This one is for Star_Above ;)
Lyrics:
Sluts, sluts, I fuck sluts.
Sluts get fucked when I fuck sluts.
No if and's, and or but's.
I fuck sluts. I fuck sluts.

Nice girls are nice but no good for nut-sucking,
You'll need a serene night to green-light a butt fucking,
But that'll be easy with sleazy old slut fucking.
Boo to the nice girls! Praise be to slut fucking.

I have a list. A list? Yes a list of all the sluts I've missed.
I've never fucked or sucked these sluts and thus my nuts are fucking pissed.
So when I fuck the lucky slut my nut removes her from the list.
Another dumb cum-bucket struck from my nut sucking,
Suck it slut, sluck it fuck bucket-list...

Sluts can be white, black, brown, pink, or almond.
They can be skinny with big tits or skinny with small ones.
Sluts can be perky, preppy or posh with their brains and their clothes all
Shrunk from the wash.

But other girls are pretty and funny and smart.
And they lift all your thoughts from your dick to your heart.
They can talk about science, music, or art.
They can put you together or they can pull you apart.
But don't trust these women, don't, don't you dare.
They'll force you to trust them and love them and care.
And then they'll be gone and you'll be aware
of that hole in your heart that that dumb slut left there
Lyrics:
LB: I am the left brain, I am the left brain. I work really hard 'till my inevitable death-brain. Got a job to do, you better do it right and the right way is with the left brains might.

RB: I get happy when I smell cookies, COOKIES! I get really sad when I see a homeless man with a dog. Cause I am the right brain, and I have feelings. I'm a little all over the place but I'm lustful and trustful and looking for somebody to love... OR SEX!!

LB: Here comes a female, here comes a female. Puff out your chest, take out your phone and check your email. Our evolution, ever purpose is repopulate. So gather data now let's see if she's a possible mate.

RB: She's so perfect she's one of a kind! She is my angel, fallen from heaven.

LB: Brains? Check. Boobs? Check.

RB: How can a girl like that ever be mine? She smells like waterfalls. And I have a boner! Would you look at that?! Kids!

LB: Alright now, Right Brain. You're being insane.

RB: No, Left Brain. I'm just being alive. You should try it. You might like it.

LB: I worked hard to give him everything he cared about. You were worried 'bout the things that he was scared about. I'm calm and collective when you act wild. I am the adult. You are the child.

RB: You think you're the right one every time. You think you know everything. But, you don't know anything. Half of his problems were supposed to be mine. But, you wanted everything. I hope that you're happy because he's sure not.
People say that I'm too ambitious with a lot of my songs, and that's ridiculous.
This song's from the perspective of God:

I've never written a book in my life
'Cause your tiny brains would never get it.
Me compared to Shakespeare's like Shakespeare compared to Shakespeare's wife.
I gave you everything, but
I gave you simple minds so you made simple things.
I gave you healthy birds; you made chicken wings.
I gave you nipples; you made nipple rings.


You're not going to heaven.
Why would you EVER think I'd ever hang out with you?
You're all dicks; I don't need you.
I know a million aliens cooler than you.
So fuck you.

Oh my, I said, oh my, God
Oh my, oh my, God
I'm not gonna fix you
I'm not gonna fix you
I said oh my, oh my, God

People give me money but I don't know why.
'Cause my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.
I made every girl different, and they're all perfect just the way they are
People tell them different, and people are smart
Right! I just made the stars.
You think you know beauty, love.
Trust me; you don't; I'm the one who created them.
You're overpopulated so I slaved for days making gays and you ended up hating them!
Fuck youuuu!

Oh my, oh my, God
Oh my, oh my, God
I'm not gonna fix you
I'm not gonna fix you; I'm not gonna fix you
Oh my, oh my, God

I created many beings but you're the strangest that I've ever met.
You think that you're my children but you're more like an annoying pet.
The Messiah made the people wonder heavenly whether he's me,
But I'm not into saving people who might nail me to a fucking tree.

You're all angry, crying, sad, and lost.
You worship power and wealth.
The more that I watch you the less I believe in myself.


Oh my, oh my, God.
Oh my, oh my, God.
I'm not gonna fix you.
I'm not gonna fix you.
Oh my, oh my, God.

You're looking for answers that won't be found, no
How many answers can a raindrop find before it hits the ground?
You think I kill you people.
You ask me 'Why?' when a child dies.
Why would I kill someone when a hundred years passes when I blink my eyes?

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 Post subject: Re: Bo Burnham
PostPosted: Sat Sep 29, 2012 8:59 am 
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:lol: :lol: Nice!

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 Post subject: Re: Bo Burnham
PostPosted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 5:39 pm 
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Bo Burnham Best Buy Theater 5 part live (18 may 2013 - 1h)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQtYOWEog8A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPQUop7zzFA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbcLvnov9T8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-DLBFFJXiE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ggchTkiJCc

"I love you Bo"
"No, you love the idea of me, you don't know me" :lol:

Links shouldn't go down coz Bo accepts people posting videos on YT ...

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 Post subject: Re: Bo Burnham
PostPosted: Sun Dec 08, 2013 8:50 pm 
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what. coming soon.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2rPEiWDbgo

:mrgreen:

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 Post subject: Re: Bo Burnham
PostPosted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 4:57 pm 
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what, full show : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejc5zic4q2A

:ugeek:

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