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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 9:32 am 
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I want to start a thread in which anytime I find some funny stuff (image, quote, ...) I post it here (because otherwise I will probably create many threads with just one photo), of course others are welcome to post anything too :

Here it begins :
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Angry Harry's Guide to Understanding Women

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Volume I - How To Make Her Happy

(A short introduction for beginners.)
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Kids Views on Relationships

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. - Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. - Kirsten, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. - Camille, age 10

No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. - Freddie, age 6

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. - Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

Both don't want any more kids. - Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. - Lynnette, age 8

On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. - Martin, age 10

HAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. - Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

When they're rich. - Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. - Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. - Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. - Anita, age 9

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? - Kelvin, age 8

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck. - Ricky, age 10
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Slogans for Women's T-shirts

1. So many men, so few who can afford me.
2. God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends.
3. If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't going.
4. At my age, I've seen it all, done it all, heard it all...I just
can't remember it all.
5. My Mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
6. Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks
frog.
7. Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich.
8. Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.
9. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
10. Dinner Is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
11. It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.
12. I'm out of estrogen-and I have a gun.
13. Guys have feelings too. But like...who cares?
14. Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
15. I hate everybody...and you're next.
16. And your point is...?
17. I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.
18. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
19. Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time.
20. Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
21. You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
22. All stressed out and no one to choke.
23. I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
24. How can I miss you if you won't go away?
25. Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.
26. If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.
27. Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Just for the sake of entertainment :D

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 11:33 am 
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Good stuff there GoldenBoy.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 8:15 pm 
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Great post. Comedy thread of the year nomination.


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 9:39 pm 
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 10:37 pm 
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+1 :mrgreen:

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 8:51 pm 
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Always a good laugh before sleeping :)

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 2012 6:51 pm 
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One Image :
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Now some videos :

Best comics (in my opinion) and their views on relashionships, life :

Bill Burr :







George Carlin :









Bill Hicks :




Doug Stanhope :




Louis CK :









Jimmy Carr :




Chris Rock :










Eddie Murphy :







Random funny videos (imo) :











Random videos which I came across while searching the others :



Sorry if there are some doubles, and sorry for the *beeps* (censors)

ENJOY THE FUN AND WISDOM :ugeek:

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 6:58 pm 
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Just came across this, I have to put it here :

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This made my evening ^^

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PostPosted: Sat May 05, 2012 7:13 pm 
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Influence of society on pussy :

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 7:30 pm 
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From American Dad S07E07

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