23 Nov 99
Evoking the Guilty Plea
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This one is not that easy to explain, but it is my duty to attempt to explain it, so here goes. Evoking a guilty plea basically means that you get the broad to submit, admit defeat, raise the white flag and surrender. The time this takes to happen depends on who you are dealing with, your environment, front, and clout factors and how hard the broad is actually jocking you.
It's always nice when a broad just saves you all the trouble and just rolls up on you like she wants it. All you have to do then is return volley. Unfortunately, things aren't always that easy, especially if you are striving to be Pimp Tight. It's hard to get something for nothing. The best way to circumvent all this drama is to ensure that your front/clout factors are up to speed for the environment you are in and that you are as high profile as you can possibly be. Until you can get to this 'status in society', however, you may have to get down into the trenches and engage in mental 'tug 'o war' with you adversaries (i.e. hoes).
Everyone is their own person, and I don't expect anyone to be a cookie cut of me. You are going to have to figure out your own method and style to doing this. As long as you stick to the basic guidelines that I have outlined, shit will be copastetic.
Let's say you have a target in mind. After you have deduced that she is indeed 'on your team', plan your approach. If at all possible, attempt to get her to come to you. Make eye contact, then use your index, middle finger and thumb to 'beckon' the bitch to you. If she
comes, step 1 is accomplished. If she ignores you, acts shitty, or tells you to come to her, EJECT, EJECT! This doesn't mean that the bitch is jockin' you any less that she is. It means that she is used to getting things her way and expects you to act accordingly.
Now, I'm not saying that you can't pull the bitch, I'm just saying that she is going to try to put you through more shit than you would like to deal with. If you have a high tolerance for shit, proceed. These type of hoes are looking for a cake daddy, a captain-save-'em kinda guy. Avoid like the plauge. In some environments, it is better to just go ahead and approach if jockin' is present, then attempt to steal the ball (which will be explained later).
On a positive note, however, once your front and clout become cemented how you want it, this same broad who acted shitty today may try to act right later on down the road. This is due mostly to the Marquee Value Theory. If she tries to act right later, take it how you want to. Me personally, I'll play cool, get that broad for some loot/gifts/favors, then the moment she tries me, curb kick 'em and tell that that's what they get for acting shitty X days/months/years ago. Trust me, some hoes will take years before they decide to try to act right.
Let's say she actually came over. Now where the real fun begins. Keep in mind that while you are talking to her, observe her subconscious signs of jockin' (like stroking her neck, playing with her necklace, very good eye contact, dilated pupils outside at high noon, touching you for no apparent reason, etc.). The presence or lack thereof of these signs let's you know whether you are wasting your time or not without having to look like a dumb ass and ask. Depending on who you are and your immediate goals, you can do a few things, of which I will briefly outline:
Pussy: If all you want to do is hit, and when you are a young man this is usually all you want to do, be straightforward. Be like, what's happenin', blase blah, been seeing you around, you noticing me, me noticing you, blah, blah, blah, well since we are feeling each other here's my number, hit me up. Try to keep it short and sweet. The less blanks you fill in, the more mystique you retain. When she calls, get that bitch to tell you her life story (she probably will anyway). After she does that, she will feel closer to you and all that stuff. Plus you can use some of that imformation to help you really cinch the bitch.
If you really listen to a woman, they will inadvertently tell you what style of pimpin' works on them, be it hard, medium, or soft. I don't mean when they say they like candle lit dinners, massages, flowers and shit like that. I mean how her ex-boyfriend was a dick but she still loves him and she hasn't been sexed right in a minute. If her ex was an asshole and she still loves him, this tells you that you have to be hard and put your foot down every time she tries you. Not being sexed right? You gotz to lay it down. Now, after you bring up sex once, LEAVE IT ALONE. Trust me, the bitch has not forgotten that you want to fuck. She wants to do it too. After a minute, she will start initiating the sex talk. The phone is your friend. If you handle business right on the phone, the next time you see her, she could very well be butt nekkid in your bed.
Money: If your primary goal is loot, it's kinda the same as above except you don't go for the jugular. You know how Too $hort says he collects hoes like baseball cards? This is what he means. You want to be more like a friend. I don't mean like ya'll hang out like your homeboys and shit, unless she is taking you out all the damn time. When ya'll see each other, speak but don't go out of your way to do it. When she calls, talk. Don't worry about calling her, or hoes in general. I can't remember the last time I called a broad first or on a whim. Just be cool and don't push the sex issue. It will come in due time. Just keep stabbin' the hoes you already got until she just can't take it anymore. All you really gotta do is act like them in a sense. Do you remember the last time a girl made you wait to fuck? That was the best shit you ever had, right? Same rules apply to women. Plus they are not used to waiting so it really hits home. In the meantime, they will assume the male role (i.e. taking you out, calling you, dropping hints, etc.) Try to hold out on sexing them as long as you possibly can. Right when she appears to be losing interest, hit it. It will be the best dick she has ever had.
Remember, real pimps don't fuck their hoes all that often, if at all. They get in that bitch's brain and that's where they remain. Once you are in their brain, you will always be there. Now, they can get wrapped up with a symp and vanish for a minute, but they will eventually some back when that weak ass cat finally decides to show his true colors. When she does come back, what you decide to do is up to you. General rule of thumb? If the bitch gotz money and doesn't mind spending it, take her back. Not wholeheartedly, mind you. Make her feel shitty and guilty. This will in turn prompt her to 'make it up to you'. DO NOT ACCEPT SEX FOR AN APOLOGY. Tell that bitch that those new Jordans are sweeeeeeet.
It's turkey time!,
The Kidd!!
P.S. I know this article is pretty general in nature. I will entertain any and all questions as everyone is different and has different goals. Just make sure it's after Thanksgiving,
aw-ight?
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