Tinder actually makes a decent ball stealing warmup.
Profile: Someone to go back in time. This is not a joke. You'll get paid when we get back. Must bring own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before. She also listed her height 5'11. Which is well above average. So I can also play my height to my advantage.
Me: Time travelling sounds fun. Do applicants have to bring their own snacks or will snacks be provided?
Her: Applicants will be looked on more favorably if they bring their own snacks.
Me: Ahh that could be a deal breaker then.
Her: I drive a hard bargain.
Me: Too bad I'm a very good time traveller lol.
Her:Oh yeah? You've done this before too?
Me: Yeah, all the time. But never without snacks.
Her: Well that sounds promising, snacks may not break this deal after all.
Me: Oh good glad we could come to an agreement. *Guess I'll just keep this ball then lol
I got this
. By the time I move into the new place next month I'll be in perfect form.