Haha, I know this is an ancient thread but you guys got me laughing thinking of more than a few times I utterly fucked up sure things.
I'm reminded of a time freshmen year in college, this bangin' hottie in my calculus class I would always catch her turning around and staring at me. Her best friend even told me flat out she dug me. So this girl lived in a house, but she was at my dorm for some reason on a tuesday afternoon. She "happens to run into me" and says she just got a bottle of smirnoff ice or whatever that shitty flavored vodka is - "do you want to come over and do some shots?" (On a Tuesday afternoon!!
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I went over and took 4 or 5 shots with her while sitting on her couch alone in her house and awkwardly trying to play it cool. I couldn't handle the tension any longer and out of nowhere said "thanks for the shots, I gotta go"
facepalm!!