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Aug 12th, 2009
So, I decided to start heading out to the club. I'm halfway there when she calls me. "She", in case I haven't been clear enough, is an exotic beauty with a flawless body, about 5'8", long dark straight hair flowing down her back, and some pretty toes/feet. I meet up with her at the entrance of the club.
So of course, I have to ask where buster (Kansas) is. She and her girlfriend just bust out laughing. They say that they seriously thought he was gay! They even said that he must have watched that show with the guy with the funny hat (Mystery) one too many times. I was rolling! Then she said that when she started talking about how she had to meet up with me, he like got all obsessive and shit.
So we get a table, and I order us some drinks. I tell her she's getting the next round. By now the sharks are out, and I'm the envy of the club 'cause the belle of the ball is all on MY balls. When we walked in, jaws was just dropping. I was wearing a white Kanye West Teddy Bear T-Shirt, jeans, and some Mellos.
The 1st round of drinks arrive, and we start drinking and getting cozy. By now we are hugged up against each other in the booth. We talk about any and everything. I do my patented finger rub along the underboob and inquire about their authenticity. They are augmented, she admits...but absolutely perfect. Once again, no slappage.
During a bathroom run, I see Kansas. I also saw him earlier while I was sitting waiting for drinks...priceless look on his face. This time I smile, lean into his ear and say, "There is enough to go around, buddy.". Boom, he is disarmed. I go into the bathroom, shut the door, and laugh maniacally. This night is going perfectly!
Back to my sweet. Of course, some PUA is gettin in her ear on the dance floor. I sit down at the booth and sip on my drink. She notices that I have returned and makes a beeline back to me. He looked a little dumbfounded. I love it.
So we talk some more. She goes to get the second round of drinks. Now, of course most of the other chicks in the club are on my nuts as well, and them seeing that I only settle for the best is driving them crazy. Having a bunch of women breaching your perimeter, giving you the eye and saying hi every chance they get is intoxicating! She returns with the drinks. We sip and talk some more. Then we start dancing.
Sexy is not giving this chick enough credit. Good LORD she was BAD! I was the man to beat that night, and everyone knew it, tho some just couldn't believe it.
If you guys want me to go into convo detail, lemme know.
So, for some reason, the club closes at 1230 am. She invites me to hang out with her and her roomate at their room. Another guy tags along...another cool ass natural. He's on the roomie. So we are drunk, laying on the beds with our female company and laughing about anything and everything.
Then, it starts. The radio goes on, the lights go off, and next thing I know, the heavy petting begins. She surprised me a little bit with her forwardness.
Eventually, the roomie finally caught a clue (since homie couldn't close) and said she would be back in a few. As soon as the door closed behind them, it was all the way live. She was perfect to me...and her shapely form was a sight to behold. She was a talker too, and had no problem with vulgarities, and a healthy dose of Spanish thrown in for good measure.
The roommate came back a little earlier than promised which left us scrambling for the covers! Luckily she decided to take a shower, so I finished the deed. Then I reassured her that her co-workers would be none the wiser, excused myself, and got about 2 hours of sleep.
Spent today talking with her during the breaks. I also got a few knowing looks from some of the cool dudes and some last minute attention from assorted ladies. Kansas avoided eye contact with me today...or any contact for that matter. I'm sure that he will never forget me.
Met up with her at her gate at the airport, and chilled with her until it was time for her to board. Homie who struck out with her roommate was there as well, and we also exchanged info. Since there were other collegues around, I hugged her good bye and kissed her on the cheek. I did steal a kiss from her in the hotel away from prying eyes before we checked out, so she was covered.
Now I'm on the plane, heading home as I type this. This concludes my journal. Please, if you like it, 5-star it, as this was a lot if work and a labor of love to hopefully enlighten some of you guys (especially Bro and Iulian ;p). It feels good to be back!
Also, everything contained herein is fact...nothing has been fabricated or embellished. I might even post a pic up with her eyes crossed out...maaaaybe.
Overall, I came, I saw, and I conquered. I scoped out my options, made every woman who looked at/spoke to me feel attractive, used my soon to be realized potential (starting RN school in 2 weeks!) to my advantage, cold approached (who I considered to be) the finest chick in the conference, quickly read and determined it was a go, shook the haters off and closed the deal with authority...all within an approximately 12 hr window.
Like I said, this thread is now open to questions. If there is any topic you want me to expound on, ask away!
Thank you for reading!
_________________ EVERYTHING in life is conditional... EVERYTHING. 
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